1 00:00:26,988 --> 00:00:31,988 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:34,035 [woman] Salty and sweet. 3 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:36,996 That was my mother. 4 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:41,125 ♪♪ 5 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:44,170 Always did have a flavor for danger. 6 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:58,559 Pickled in her wine, She so desperately tried. 7 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:15,076 Oh, but she couldn't take care of me, mm-mm. 8 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:17,203 Not like you did, anyway. 9 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:22,959 Lord, I know you put me here for a reason, 10 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:26,379 and Lord knows I've tried to forget it. 11 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:32,218 But through all these choppy waters, I thank you, 12 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:36,305 my dear Jesus, for keeping this humble heart beating free. 13 00:01:40,393 --> 00:01:44,188 My love, my Lord, my savior. 14 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,783 [country music playing] 15 00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:00,288 [mattress squeaking] 16 00:02:03,249 --> 00:02:04,625 [exhales] 17 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:08,713 I love you, I love you, I love you. I just wanna marry you. 18 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:11,507 Oh, Jesus, you're my one and only. 19 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,968 - I swear, I will always... - [door opens] 20 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,636 Hey, I told you to clean the... 21 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:18,806 [sighs] Really? 22 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:24,395 This is what you're doing in the middle of the goddamn day? Great. 23 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,941 [sighs] Can't you just be a normal kid? 24 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:40,369 [country music continues, echoing, muffled] 25 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:49,003 [music resumes, echoing fades] 26 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,379 [sighs] 27 00:02:57,428 --> 00:03:00,431 [country music continues] 28 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:05,478 [woman] Normal kid? [chuckles] Well, how'd I do? 29 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:10,191 Yeah, not so great, I guess. 30 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,234 But not Your fault so much, 31 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:15,988 unless this was all a part of Your silly old plan. 32 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,246 - [car shuts off] - [music stops] 33 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:38,719 [vehicle passes] 34 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:46,727 [woman groans] Fuck me. I can't believe you're making me do this shit. 35 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:56,654 [woman 2] Hello again. 36 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,407 I'm Merle, sex and love addict. 37 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,325 [all] Hi, Merle. 38 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,577 Well, in spite of all the progress I've made, 39 00:04:03,661 --> 00:04:08,290 I... recently had another bottom line slip. 40 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:12,545 I'm really ashamed. I... 41 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:17,383 I really thought this time was gonna be different. 42 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,552 A real relationship, you know? 43 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:24,306 That lasted all of six days. [sniffles] 44 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:27,935 Um, our final night together, he, um... 45 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:33,983 bit my lip so hard it bled, and I started to cry. 46 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:38,737 Um, and then he told me that he had a fantasy 47 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:42,241 of making love to a woman while she was crying. 48 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:43,367 [laughs] 49 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:48,414 [Merle] So mission accomplished. 50 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:49,957 But... 51 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,668 [sniffles] He told me that he loved me. 52 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:55,671 And then after he left, he, um... 53 00:04:57,423 --> 00:05:00,968 blocked my number and unfollowed me. 54 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:06,891 And I just feel really worthless. 55 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:09,226 [♪ "Alone Tonight" by Danny Farrant and Paul Rawson playing] 56 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:24,074 [woman] And You said, "I am the light of the world, 57 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:28,162 but he who follows me will not walk in the darkness, 58 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:32,041 but shall have the light of love." 59 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:38,339 [music continues] 60 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:01,070 - [engine shuts off] - [music stops] 61 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:16,460 [knocking on door] 62 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,468 [door opens] 63 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:27,555 Do I know you? 64 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:30,975 Uh, yeah. I'm, uh... I'm Mads, I'm here... 65 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,519 Oh, Evie's friend from home. 66 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,522 They do grow 'em pretty in Texas. 67 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:39,775 - [soft chuckle] - You're late. 68 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:43,696 I didn't know there was a set schedule for this shit. 69 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,781 [chuckles] Come in. 70 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,912 Wait, so you're... you're not American? 71 00:06:51,996 --> 00:06:55,291 - Cause, like, on your TV show you were... - Acting. 72 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:59,378 - Oh. Ah, funny. [chuckles] - Can I get you something? 73 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:02,131 Uh, no, no, I'm cool as a cucumber. 74 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:04,842 [man] So you're out here to be an actress? 75 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,219 Uh, no, no. 76 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,097 Ah, most people are here to be something. 77 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:15,311 Escape whatever unseen invalidated life they're running from. 78 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,313 Are you ambitious? 79 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:20,774 Ambition always seemed like kind of a pointy word to me. 80 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:26,572 Like, um, arrow or thorn, you know, it just... 81 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:30,034 I feel like it just depends on the things you're into. 82 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:36,749 Um, but I do think that I'm meant for, um, something or somebody. 83 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:40,628 A romantic. You're a rare animal. 84 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:44,173 Take a word of advice from a kindred spirit: 85 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:49,219 Keep moving before you get stuck. This place is a trap, you know. 86 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,597 Just like those pits down by the museums. 87 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,267 Thousands of years ago, this whole valley was a swamp. 88 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:57,978 Animals came from hundreds of miles around. 89 00:07:58,062 --> 00:08:00,439 Mammoths, sabretooth cats, 90 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,524 uh, dire wolves, 91 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:06,403 all lured by the scent of sweet water. 92 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:09,782 But the ground under this place isn't solid, it's tar. 93 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:12,868 Black and sticky as the devil's shit. 94 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,663 Those animals, they got trapped in it. 95 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,706 And their dying cries brought out scavengers 96 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:20,042 looking for an easy meal, and they got stuck too. 97 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,795 Thousands of years later, 98 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:26,298 scientists are still pulling fossils out of those pits. 99 00:08:26,382 --> 00:08:29,259 Skeletons all mixed up. 100 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:33,806 Be careful, or someday someone will be digging you up. 101 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:39,019 And with so many bones, they won't even be able to tell you apart. 102 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:45,609 The trick to LA is take a sip from the spring, spread your wings. 103 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:49,822 Catch a breeze and ride on out of here before you get stuck. 104 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:51,657 - [sniffing] - Um... 105 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,036 Why do dealers always sound like preachers? 106 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,540 I mean, honestly, are you a prophet or a pusher? 107 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:02,418 - Just make up your mind. - [chuckles] Hm. 108 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,878 Yeah, I don't know. 109 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:07,840 Evie tells me you girls are working the club tonight. 110 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:11,760 Uh, yeah. Yeah. I think I might, uh, come by. 111 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:14,221 [zipping] 112 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,140 You can always work for me, you know. 113 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:22,771 Uh, look, I just came here 'cause I got a car and I was in the neighborhood. 114 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:28,235 I'm not really looking to be your friendly neighborhood dope peddler, but thank you. 115 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,405 By the way, I love your big, fat, gold LTD. 116 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,074 '72? Don't see them around much. 117 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:36,618 Um... mm-hm. 118 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:42,166 I know your ride, I know your plates, I know your friends. 119 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,793 So what don't I know about you, Mads? 120 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,726 Uh, yeah. Yeah. Cool. 121 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,394 - Uh... - Thanks for coming by. 122 00:10:02,478 --> 00:10:04,104 - Uh-huh. Mm-hm. - Yeah. 123 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,567 ♪♪ 124 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,376 Good morning. 125 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,506 - Little package. - Teddy. 126 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,804 Hey, Mads, um... 127 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:43,185 Did you ever hear from that, uh, guy you were fucking at community? 128 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,354 What? 129 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:48,482 Didn't he get a job out here or something? 130 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,735 No idea what on earth made you think of him. 131 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:55,781 I don't know, maybe it was, urn, all these drugs. 132 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,953 Oh, well, well, well. 133 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:05,624 You know, you really oughta quit that dumbass job of yours. 134 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,084 Oh, boy. 135 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:12,297 [sighs] Come on, like, folding $400 sweaters for ten bucks an hour. 136 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:16,844 It's an insult to your post-modern feminist sensibilities. 137 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,345 Oh, is it? 138 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,597 We've got to work to destabilize 139 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,725 the patriarchal norms entrenched into a society 140 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:26,687 that has caused so much gender inequality. 141 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,815 [laughs] I love how much you care about this. 142 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:34,695 Plus, you'd make way more selling Eric's drugs. 143 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:40,075 Well, well, I also got fired last night. 144 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,327 - Why? - [woman] What? 145 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:43,453 [Mads] Mm... 146 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:50,961 Because I... kinda sorta... 147 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,255 fucked the boss's husband again! 148 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,882 - Again? - Again! 149 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,842 - [groaning] - That's awesome! 150 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,219 I guess old habits die hard, sweetie. 151 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:03,390 - They do. - Well, then it's settled. 152 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,893 You're working at the club with us now! 153 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,978 - No! - [woman] Yes! 154 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,605 I said maybe. 155 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:14,192 [Mads] Working at the club, aka, selling a bunch of shit-ass drugs 156 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:16,820 to LA's horniest crackheads. 157 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,906 [rock music playing] 158 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:25,454 [music continues] 159 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,584 Yay! She's fun again! 160 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,587 Whoo! 161 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,297 [laughing] 162 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,384 [indistinct chatter] 163 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,097 [all yelling] 164 00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:56,193 Oh, come on, Mads, it's gonna be fun. 165 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,402 Told you. 166 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,863 [upbeat music playing] 167 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:10,040 You know they say Marilyn's buried here. 168 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,626 And also James Dean, and also Whitney Houston. 169 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,795 - Let's have a séance. - I can't believe this. 170 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,134 Oh, my Lord. [chuckles] 171 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:34,731 So, another little sister here from Texas to help Evie out. 172 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:36,858 [Evie] Sort of. 173 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:39,945 Only Addy's my actual blood. 174 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,072 We grew up with Mads. 175 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,491 She's like our honorary little sister. 176 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,702 [woman] Well, we're all family here. 177 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,496 - Hey, Gamor. - Hm? 178 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:52,165 - What do you think? - Hm... 179 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,293 Well, let me take a look. 180 00:13:55,377 --> 00:14:02,050 Let's see here, a little vintage jewelry, smoky eye, pouty red lip. 181 00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:04,886 I like it. She's like a gothic Madonna. 182 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,930 [chuckling] 183 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:12,561 [Addy] It's funny you say that because Mads has like a little Jesus thing. 184 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:16,273 - Ooh, Jesus. - Yeah. Um, I'd say that she 185 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,442 takes it to the next level, though. 186 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,486 Mads doesn't just love Jesus, she'd love to fuck Jesus. 187 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,030 - [laughing] - Hey! 188 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,657 - It's true. - [woman] You can't blame her, 189 00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:29,286 Jesus Is quite sexy. Our first rock star. 190 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,912 - [woman] Mm-hm. - Definitely. 191 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:36,251 [Mads] Well, little does she know, I do fuck You. 192 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,670 I fuck You all the time. 193 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:44,718 Well, Mads' outfit is preordained. So, let's go. 194 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,054 Doors open in 20 minutes. 195 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,430 Tits up. 196 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,682 Uh, Carmen, put some lip gloss on, too. 197 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,643 You're looking a little tired. All right, here. Drink that up. 198 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,270 Eleven minutes, come on. 199 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,606 [dialogue fades] 200 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,192 [♪ "The Chauffeur" by Duran Duran playing] 201 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,009 [music continues] 202 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,198 [distorted voice, indistinct] 203 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,159 [echoing] You're my one and only. 204 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,917 [music continues] 205 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,589 [echoing] Oh, Jesus. 206 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,844 [indistinct, echoing voice] 207 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,516 [Mads] I swear, I will always... [echoing] 208 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,685 I swear, I will always... 209 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,233 [vomiting] 210 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:34,870 [Mads] Well, there just went 200 bucks of Eric's crap. 211 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:38,331 Oh, God, I should've listened to You. 212 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,208 [retching] 213 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,921 Why don't I listen to You? 214 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:53,096 Mom always told me that was never much my strong suit. 215 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,473 Maybe she was right. 216 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,559 Fucking bitch. 217 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,728 A tripping nun. 218 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,691 That is so fucked. [groans] 219 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,777 There you are. 220 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,616 Are you okay? 221 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,993 Your shift is done. 222 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,790 Why don't you just get changed and put on some makeup. 223 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:26,504 We're gonna have a little late-night disco at our place. 224 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,217 - Okay. - [sighs] 225 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,430 [upbeat music playing] 226 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,265 [sniffing] 227 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,849 [groans softly] 228 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,201 [Evie] Fuck! [screaming] 229 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,997 I'm so sorry! Oh, my God! 230 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,042 [Addy] Who was he?! Who was that guy?! 231 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,501 Oh, my God, he's just some guy I brought home. 232 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,669 - I'm sorry. - Who was he?! 233 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,171 What the fuck just happened? 234 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:34,966 - Oh, my God! - The money is all gone! 235 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,093 - He fucking took the money! - I'm sorry! 236 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,554 That stupid fucking douchebag, he took the money! 237 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,266 That guy with the long hair, I think he took all the drugs! 238 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,476 - Wait! - What the fuck?! 239 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,478 That guy just fucking left! 240 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:54,069 Evie... 241 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,654 - Evie, what the fuck?! - I'm sorry. 242 00:19:56,738 --> 00:20:00,158 - Eight fucking grand! - [Evie] I'm so sorry. 243 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:04,537 [Addy] Evie, why do you drag me into this shit?! Huh?! 244 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,749 You're supposed to be my older sister! 245 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,000 - Stop yelling at her. - Don't start. 246 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,502 Okay, it's not helping anything. 247 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,337 - Well, what's the plan? - You need to call Eric. 248 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,464 - You need to call Eric. - [Evie] Can you just do it, please? 249 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,383 He needs to fucking know 250 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,928 why all the money and all his fucking drugs are gone, okay? 251 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,347 Can you just please do it? Because he has a crush on you. 252 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,224 And he's not gonna yell at you, and he always yells at me. 253 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,393 - Oh, my God, Evie. - I need a fucking cigarette. 254 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,061 - You're so much better at this than me. - Where's the lighter? 255 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,230 - I can't do it. - Where the fuck is the lighter? 256 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,774 Um... Please. 257 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,153 I'm so sorry. 258 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,614 - Evie... - Just fucking call Eric. 259 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,659 - Just go and call Eric. - I'm so sorry. 260 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,876 What the fuck is this? 261 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:54,838 I don't... 262 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,549 [Eric on phone] What do you mean gone? 263 00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:00,760 - It's gone. Stolen? - Oh, no. 264 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,179 No, no, no. 265 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:07,016 I trusted you guys to fulfill basic services. 266 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,061 This is fucking unprofessional. 267 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:13,440 Yeah, well, I mean, we fucked up. 268 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,608 Well, you better un-fuck it up. 269 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:19,487 This is not some random shit I got off of one of my usual guys. 270 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,531 This is a scary fucking drug dealer 271 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,158 that I'm trying to make a good impression with. 272 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:26,161 And spoiler alert, this is not impressive! 273 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,580 You know what? How about you just 274 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:31,249 stop being such a little bitch and nut up, okay? 275 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:36,212 It wasn't a kilo, it was 20 grand tops. We'll figure it out. 276 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,298 What's this fucking guy's name? 277 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:42,427 Her name! Queenie, and she does not fuck around! 278 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,472 [speaking foreign language] 279 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,729 - [inaudible dialogue] - [shattering] 280 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,485 Get out! 281 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,782 [yelling] 282 00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:08,244 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 283 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:11,122 [Eric] So either find who stole that shit 284 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:15,585 or find a way to get me that 20 grand back! Fuck! 285 00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:20,298 Fuck you too, then. 286 00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:27,639 Fuck! 287 00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,643 Guys, he's really fucking freaking out. 288 00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:34,145 - [Addy] We're being fucking evicted! - [Evie moans] No. 289 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,606 - What? - We're being evicted! 290 00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:46,741 [clears throat] You know, this is why I left. 291 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:49,536 This is why I left and went to London, 292 00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:52,247 because I didn't want to be fucking poor in America! 293 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,165 Okay. 294 00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:57,293 And I don't wanna be around a sister who's a fucking crack addict. 295 00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:00,088 [Evie] Okay, it's a coke addict, not a crack addict. 296 00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:03,258 Such a fucking bitch all the time. 297 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,301 - Fuck you. Fuck you. - I'm so tired of it. 298 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,345 Seriously, this could've happened to anybody. 299 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:11,432 - We all had a party. - Fuck! Fuck! 300 00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:13,268 [door opens, closes] 301 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:14,727 Fucking hair! 302 00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:20,817 [door slams] 303 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:29,742 Fucking dollar bill, please. Oh, God. 304 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,581 [♪ "Real Reel Switcher" by Eunice Russ Frost playing] 305 00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:36,874 [sniffing] 306 00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:48,386 [Mads] Fucking poor in America? 307 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,888 [groans] Who wants to be poor anywhere? 308 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:55,143 The world's one big shit show and I'm right in the middle of it. 309 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:58,479 Fuck them! Seriously, I'm not poor. 310 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,190 I have You. 311 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:04,027 They can all suck my Jesus dick. 312 00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:09,324 Cocksuckers. 313 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:15,955 Don't look at me like that. Where do you think I'm driving? 314 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:18,291 I'm trying to look for a place to live, fuck. 315 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:29,218 Okay, well, I fucking tried to get a roof over our heads, 316 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:31,888 and this bitch, she don't get it. 317 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,682 You know what? Fuck her and her piece of shit house, 318 00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:38,394 and the horse she rode in on. She probably fucked him too. 319 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,690 Fuck! 320 00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:45,151 [song continues] 321 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,891 What's up, sexy man? 322 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:25,817 [sighs] 323 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,571 You know, I made a lot of bad decisions. 324 00:25:31,656 --> 00:25:34,033 Some shit You seriously don't... 325 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,078 agree with. 326 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,125 I don't blame You. 327 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:47,463 But, You see, I've been trying to be better. 328 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:48,715 Right, I mean... 329 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,510 I definitely be fucking way less. 330 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:54,971 Kinda. 331 00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:01,477 Anyway, right now... 332 00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:06,691 Right now, I need Your help more than ever. 333 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:12,947 I need You to walk me down Your righteous ways. 334 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,950 I need You to show me that light because... 335 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:23,332 I really just don't wanna hurt no more people. 336 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,427 Show me a sign. 337 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,722 Show me a sign. 338 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:40,475 [bell ringing] 339 00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:43,478 [Mads] Show me a sign. 340 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:56,949 [soft chuckle] 341 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,953 You're a fucking badass. 342 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,583 Whoo! I love You, JC! 343 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:07,418 I fucking love You! 344 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:10,880 Whoo! 345 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,341 ♪♪ 346 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:23,059 - Please tell me you found it. - No, I told you, it's gone. 347 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:26,395 Shit! You guys have forced me to do something I don't want to do. 348 00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:27,855 I do not want to give you girls up. 349 00:27:27,939 --> 00:27:29,732 But that Queenie plays rough. 350 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,984 [chuckles] You think I'm a fucking idiot 351 00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:34,612 just 'cause I have an innie? You're the big dog, 352 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:37,865 okay, not some low-level, street pawn. 353 00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:43,621 No matter how bad we might fuck up, that money is ultimately on you, bud. 354 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:45,873 I can make you get that money back. 355 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,543 Why are you fronting on me right now? 356 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:50,753 You're no pimp, you're no Killer. 357 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:54,799 You're just a has-been TV actor with a gambling addiction and a coke habit. 358 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:58,553 And... and my sense tells me 359 00:27:58,636 --> 00:28:03,349 that clearly you're broke as fuck, and you're in some real type of trouble 360 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:07,353 because nobody runs a business like that with no security. 361 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:11,482 I mean, that is just desperation behavior. 362 00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:14,986 Uh-huh, out of control. And that shit ends bad. 363 00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:20,491 So, like I said, I don't have a problem. 364 00:28:20,575 --> 00:28:21,909 You do. 365 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,748 Why are you even here? 366 00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:34,922 Where the fuck is your bedroom? 367 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:39,510 ♪♪ 368 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:03,784 [Mads] You're so awesome. 369 00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:10,374 Oh, I can't even stand to breathe when I think of You. 370 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:15,838 I will always be your girl, Jesus. 371 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,431 I wasn't expecting that from you. 372 00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:31,687 Yep, I'm full of surprises. 373 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:35,942 I gotta go pee. 374 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,736 [chuckles] 375 00:29:42,365 --> 00:29:43,407 Mads? 376 00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:47,954 - Babe? - [door closes] 377 00:29:48,037 --> 00:29:49,413 Oh, fuck! 378 00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:52,750 You're crazy. This is never gonna work. 379 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:54,460 Of course it'll work. 380 00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:56,462 You ever heard of "Jesus take the wheel"? 381 00:29:56,545 --> 00:30:00,174 Well, in our case, Jesus has taken us by the hips 382 00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:02,802 with his manly, calloused carpenter hands 383 00:30:02,885 --> 00:30:06,681 and he is riding us all the way back home to Kingdom Come. 384 00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:10,184 I'm telling you, Jesus will not steer us wrong. 385 00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:12,019 [soft chuckle] 386 00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:13,813 Uh, I'm an atheist. 387 00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,234 Well, not anymore you're not. 388 00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:25,157 Okay, so we're just supposed to tell people we came to Hollywood 389 00:30:25,241 --> 00:30:27,326 to start a convent? 390 00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:30,705 Only if they ask. Just keep it simple. 391 00:30:32,415 --> 00:30:34,542 So we'll meet back here in two hours. 392 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:42,758 [rock music plays] 393 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,102 [bell ringing] 394 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,854 Sisters of the faithful. 395 00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:59,608 Hey. Oh, thank you. Do you know where to get waxed around here? 396 00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:05,197 Oh. Wait, two bucks? 397 00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:07,324 That's all you're gonna give Jesus? 398 00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,705 - [banging] - Fuck. 399 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:17,251 Lady, do you want your soul to be damned for all eternity, 400 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:19,045 tossing Lucifer's salad? 401 00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:21,630 You can afford more, look at you. 402 00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:28,179 Oh, thank you. God bless... Jesus Christ! 403 00:31:28,262 --> 00:31:32,058 - You all right? - Oh, hell yeah. Uh, sorry. 404 00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:34,477 Bitch. 405 00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:43,319 We are starting a convent here in Hollywood, 406 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:46,906 and if you would like to know more, here is my cell. 407 00:31:46,989 --> 00:31:50,951 Look, I wrote it right where Jesus got hammered. [chuckles] 408 00:31:51,035 --> 00:31:54,497 - [moans] I dream of being hammered, too. - Thank you. 409 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,168 [man] Hi, Sister. 410 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:02,630 - I see you like books. - [man] I work at the library. 411 00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:03,839 Oh. 412 00:32:06,801 --> 00:32:09,762 Are you visiting Los Angeles, Sister? I haven't seen you before. 413 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:15,434 Uh, well, my little convent back home is just bursting at the seams, 414 00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:19,355 so my Mother Superior sent myself and my sisters 415 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:24,235 down to, you know, look for a new home and spread our, uh, 416 00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:28,072 our virginity... di-divinity. 417 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,365 Where are you staying? 418 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:34,036 Uh, well, I'm leaving that up to the good Lord himself. 419 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,540 - Mm-hm. - Well, uh... [chuckles] 420 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:38,958 I hope it's not too much of a bother, 421 00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:41,293 but one of our board members at our library, 422 00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:44,255 Maria Ramirez, everyone calls her Sunny. 423 00:32:44,338 --> 00:32:47,925 Um, you know, she's a devout Catholic and generous donor. 424 00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:50,219 - Um, her husband just died recently... - Oh. 425 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,931 ...and, um, you and the sisters should, uh, go... go see her. 426 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,599 She lives right up the road up there. 427 00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:58,352 Um, great place. She takes in nuns all the time. 428 00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:02,231 She does? [exclaims] 429 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:06,318 Well, look at God just working his ways. [chuckles] 430 00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:07,903 [man] Well, she's a very kind person. 431 00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:09,655 And listen, she has more than enough space. 432 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:11,657 You guys should check it out if you need a place to stay. 433 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:15,995 All right? I think she'd love it, so here's her number. 434 00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:17,997 - Oops. - [both chuckle] 435 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,709 Sorry. Um... Okay. 436 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:23,043 That's for you guys. 437 00:33:24,295 --> 00:33:27,715 Thank you. Good day, sir. So kind. 438 00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:32,469 [rock music plays] 439 00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:36,473 Two-hundred and seventy-three dollars. 440 00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:38,434 Thank you, Jesus! 441 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,104 Yes, that is enough to get a cheap hotel room for a couple of nights. 442 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:44,398 Or a really nice hotel room for one night. 443 00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:46,066 No, no, no. 444 00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:50,279 We gotta save our money as much as we can. We should, um... 445 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,573 We should go stay with that nice lady. 446 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:56,118 But how do... how do you know she's so nice? 447 00:33:56,202 --> 00:34:01,916 [gags] Because she offers to take in stray nuns. [babbles] 448 00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:06,045 Um, she is probably really religious though. 449 00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:08,297 And she's probably seen a lot of nuns before. 450 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:11,800 So... we should, uh... 451 00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:13,594 We should go do our research. 452 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:16,138 - Mm-hm, up our game. - Okay. 453 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,974 What kind of research? 454 00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:23,354 Wait, Mads, you want us to go to church? 455 00:34:23,437 --> 00:34:26,106 Goddamn right. We're going to church! 456 00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:28,984 But first... first we really need to change, 457 00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:32,029 'cause the only thing worse than walking into a church impersonating a nun 458 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:35,032 is walking into a police station impersonating a cop. 459 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:36,700 [grunts] So let's go. 460 00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:41,413 [groans] God. 461 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,959 [sniffling] 462 00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:55,928 What do you think you're looking at, old man? 463 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:57,763 [stutters] Nothing. 464 00:34:57,846 --> 00:35:02,059 Hm. That's "Nothing, Sister," to you. 465 00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:07,648 - Nothing, Sister. - Mm-hm. Good boy. 466 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,901 Now start praying. 467 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:12,861 Dear God... 468 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:18,575 please help me with another sister. 469 00:35:20,703 --> 00:35:21,537 Addy! 470 00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:24,290 I like this character! 471 00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:26,375 - I could really get into this! - [Addy] Bitch. 472 00:35:28,419 --> 00:35:30,337 [sniffing] 473 00:35:30,421 --> 00:35:31,672 [exclaims] 474 00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:32,881 [phone buzzing] 475 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,800 "Find out..." What? 476 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:38,304 Fuck! No. No. 477 00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:41,557 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 478 00:35:47,146 --> 00:35:48,355 - [sniffing] - [phone buzzing] 479 00:35:48,439 --> 00:35:49,565 No. 480 00:36:01,744 --> 00:36:03,120 The fucking gun! 481 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:04,788 Where the fuck is it? 482 00:36:04,872 --> 00:36:07,041 - Fuck! - [phone buzzing] 483 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:17,468 - [sniffing] - [phone buzzing] 484 00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:19,970 Ah! Fuck. 485 00:36:22,765 --> 00:36:24,808 [panting] 486 00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:40,366 [sighs, grunts] 487 00:36:40,449 --> 00:36:42,076 [phone buzzing] 488 00:36:42,159 --> 00:36:44,078 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 489 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,512 [car door closes] 490 00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:10,562 [exhales] 491 00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:18,570 No! Bucky, no! 492 00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:26,578 No, Bucky, no! 493 00:37:26,662 --> 00:37:28,539 [groans] 494 00:37:32,126 --> 00:37:34,128 [knocking on door] 495 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,259 [doorbell rings] 496 00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:47,224 [grunting] 497 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:50,185 I'll open the door on one condition. 498 00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:52,771 [groans] 499 00:37:54,148 --> 00:37:56,400 I was gonna open the door. 500 00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:59,194 My name's Tuff, I work for Queenie. 501 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:03,824 Sit. 502 00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:07,578 Make me a vodka. 503 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,498 It's okay, Bucky, this is a friend. 504 00:38:11,582 --> 00:38:14,418 We're just playing a friendly game. 505 00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:16,795 - I don't think he can breathe. - He's fucking fine. 506 00:38:16,879 --> 00:38:20,632 Aren't you, silly Billy? It's just a friendly game, right. 507 00:38:20,716 --> 00:38:22,885 Come on, man, this has nothing to do with the kid. 508 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:27,347 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Are you allergic to bees? 509 00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:32,603 What a coincidence. So am I. 510 00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:35,772 Deathly allergic. And when you're allergic to bees, 511 00:38:35,856 --> 00:38:37,816 you need to be prepared. 512 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:41,153 Do you... know what one of these is? 513 00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,321 - Oh, Jesus, man, don't. - Ah, ah. 514 00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:45,491 This protects you from the queen. 515 00:38:45,574 --> 00:38:50,412 And believe me, you do not wanna get stung by her. 516 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:51,914 - [Bucky grunts] - What have you done? 517 00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,168 What have you done? 518 00:38:57,711 --> 00:38:59,213 Motherfucker! 519 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:07,638 [choking] 520 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,736 [choir vocalizing] 521 00:39:59,189 --> 00:40:02,067 When you receive the communion, 522 00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:03,944 you're united with Jesus. 523 00:40:07,823 --> 00:40:09,825 And He becomes a part of you. 524 00:40:35,225 --> 00:40:36,560 Body of Christ. 525 00:41:16,058 --> 00:41:18,393 [bell tolling] 526 00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:19,936 May God be with you. 527 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:22,147 Oh, you know, very. 528 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,025 May God be with you. 529 00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:28,111 - And to you too, Sister. - Sister Julie. 530 00:41:28,195 --> 00:41:29,696 Thank you for coming. 531 00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:33,742 - Hm, Sister Julie. - Sister Julie. 532 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,119 I think it's time to go. 533 00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:38,830 What was that about? 534 00:41:40,582 --> 00:41:43,126 ♪♪ 535 00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:56,348 Tuff? Why is there a child? 536 00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:03,522 You know I hate them. 537 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:12,155 - Hello, gorgeous. - Hi. 538 00:42:13,490 --> 00:42:17,202 Yuck. Why is he tied like that? 539 00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:21,331 I had to use the venom on the kid, and then... 540 00:42:21,415 --> 00:42:22,541 Well, look. 541 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:32,175 - [Eric groans] - [Tuff] Right? 542 00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:35,929 - It's for softening the meat. - [chuckles] 543 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:37,139 [Tuff] Ah... 544 00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:40,642 - Well... - [Eric groans] 545 00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:44,688 Nice to meet you... Eric. 546 00:42:45,731 --> 00:42:47,149 - [grunts] - [Eric groans] 547 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:51,236 - [laughing] - [yelling] 548 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:05,917 [groaning] These shoes hurt my feet. 549 00:43:07,294 --> 00:43:09,087 I can finish this off. 550 00:43:09,171 --> 00:43:11,631 Tuff is so good to me. 551 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:17,304 [Eric groaning] 552 00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:21,558 Huh... So, Eric, 553 00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:23,769 we've been talking about you. 554 00:43:23,852 --> 00:43:25,937 What's your purpose? 555 00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:28,064 What function do you serve? 556 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:31,985 If one cannot perform his function, 557 00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:36,615 then another must take his place. 558 00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,617 [giggles] 559 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:46,708 - [Eric groans] - Oh. Huh. 560 00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:50,420 These are the females who lost my merchandise. 561 00:43:52,506 --> 00:43:56,343 Did you know there's a species of carpenter ant in Malaysia? 562 00:43:56,426 --> 00:43:57,928 [groans] 563 00:43:58,011 --> 00:44:02,057 The queen's body is full of poisonous venom. 564 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:06,895 And if her nest is threatened by an outsider, 565 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:11,650 this magnificent creature can explode her own head 566 00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:14,528 in a suicide, 567 00:44:14,611 --> 00:44:19,157 and release a substance onto her enemy. 568 00:44:19,241 --> 00:44:22,869 [Tuff whistles] What a soldier. 569 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:32,087 No. [grunting] 570 00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:41,096 - No. [groans] - This is what I'm talking about, Eric. 571 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:44,474 - Oh, my God. - Purpose. 572 00:44:44,558 --> 00:44:47,727 - Now you have one. - Oh, my God. 573 00:44:47,811 --> 00:44:51,773 - Dinner. - [groans] Oh, no. 574 00:44:56,278 --> 00:44:58,238 [dog barking] 575 00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:05,662 ♪♪ 576 00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:09,267 [Sunny] Sisters, welcome to my home. 577 00:46:09,351 --> 00:46:12,771 You'll have to excuse me, my eyesight isn't what it used to be. 578 00:46:12,854 --> 00:46:14,981 You see, I've become terribly sensitive to the light, 579 00:46:15,065 --> 00:46:18,193 which is a shame, because the light is one of my favorite things 580 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,111 about living in southern California. 581 00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:23,865 In a moment, Alicia will show you to your quarters, 582 00:46:23,949 --> 00:46:28,203 and hope you can meet me for tea in the sunroom once you've settled in. 583 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:30,372 Let us know if you need anything. 584 00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:33,917 And thank you so much for coming. Alicia. 585 00:46:35,961 --> 00:46:38,797 Uh, thank you for, uh, 586 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:43,468 having us in your godly home, ma'am. 587 00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,220 - Yeah. - Thank you. 588 00:46:50,058 --> 00:46:51,977 - [water splashing] - [laughing] 589 00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:55,605 [Mads] There's so much space just in this one area. 590 00:46:55,689 --> 00:46:58,608 [laughing] 591 00:46:58,692 --> 00:47:03,071 You know, you guys, the craziest thing about all of this 592 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:07,409 is that that thing, the thing we're wearing around our necks, 593 00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:10,078 - is called a wimple. - [all laughing] 594 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:11,663 What the fuck is a wimple? 595 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:14,165 [laughing echoes] 596 00:47:14,249 --> 00:47:18,336 - [Evie] ...get away with it. - [Addy] Fuck you. 597 00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:22,132 [muffled chatter] 598 00:47:22,215 --> 00:47:25,468 [laughing] Oh, my God. 599 00:47:27,095 --> 00:47:29,180 I kinda feel bad for Sunny. 600 00:47:31,391 --> 00:47:35,520 I mean, all this money and no one to share it with. 601 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:39,232 [scoffs] No, she played her cards right. 602 00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:42,485 She gets to do whatever she wants, doesn't have to look after anybody. 603 00:47:42,569 --> 00:47:45,780 [phone buzzing] 604 00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:48,199 Oh, fuck! 605 00:47:48,283 --> 00:47:50,368 It's Eric. Should I answer it? 606 00:47:50,452 --> 00:47:51,661 [both] No! 607 00:47:51,745 --> 00:47:54,581 [line ringing] 608 00:48:02,464 --> 00:48:03,673 No answer. 609 00:48:04,883 --> 00:48:06,760 Well, we'll try again later. 610 00:48:17,145 --> 00:48:21,775 I don't think we can hit the same spot two days in a row. I think we should rotate. 611 00:48:21,858 --> 00:48:23,526 You know, the giving can't always... 612 00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:25,612 - [mugs rattling] - ...be so giving. 613 00:48:31,451 --> 00:48:33,536 If I may make a suggestion. 614 00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:36,247 Outside the observatory might be a good place. 615 00:48:36,331 --> 00:48:40,085 - Mm. - Lots of foot traffic. 616 00:48:40,168 --> 00:48:41,544 - Oh. 617 00:48:41,628 --> 00:48:44,172 - Thank you. - Yeah. 618 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:48,301 - Thank you so much, Alicia. - [Alicia] You're welcome. 619 00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:51,888 Now, if you excuse me, before madam's breakfast gets cold. 620 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:55,725 [whispering] Oh, my God. 621 00:48:55,809 --> 00:48:57,352 She's so fucking hot. 622 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:59,479 Well, that one's a hot piece of ass. 623 00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:01,689 [laughs] Oh, my God. 624 00:49:01,773 --> 00:49:03,441 [man on TV] ...the body of Eric Katz, 625 00:49:03,525 --> 00:49:05,443 the actor best known for playing Uncle Darby 626 00:49:05,527 --> 00:49:07,904 in the 90s sitcom, The Sokolowiski's, 627 00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:11,282 was discovered in his home. Police investigators are saying 628 00:49:11,366 --> 00:49:13,868 the bizarre circumstances surrounding his death 629 00:49:13,952 --> 00:49:18,206 are likely attributed to his rumored ties with local drug organizations. 630 00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:21,960 Holy fuck! Fu... fudge. 631 00:49:22,043 --> 00:49:24,712 [man on TV] An unidentified 12-year-old was also discovered in the home... 632 00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:27,507 - Oh, my God, poor Eric. - ...unconscious but alive, 633 00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:29,759 and taken to a local hospital. 634 00:49:29,843 --> 00:49:31,845 [Addy] What are we gonna do? 635 00:49:33,513 --> 00:49:38,226 - Fuck! Ninety-six bucks in change. God! - This is so bad. 636 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:42,272 That's all the money we have? That's all the profits? 637 00:49:42,355 --> 00:49:44,274 Where the fuck is Jesus today? 638 00:49:45,692 --> 00:49:47,735 Maybe we're being punished. 639 00:49:47,819 --> 00:49:50,530 Maybe there's a curse against people that pretend to be saints. 640 00:49:52,282 --> 00:49:54,659 Nuns aren't saints, they're just regular people 641 00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:56,786 who work for God by doing charity. 642 00:49:56,870 --> 00:49:58,538 And, technically, we're homeless, 643 00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:02,917 so really we're just cutting out the middle man. 644 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:06,045 Oh, you can just justify anything, Mads. 645 00:50:06,129 --> 00:50:08,298 Why have you been on my dick so much recently, Addy? 646 00:50:08,381 --> 00:50:10,133 - I love you and your dick. - Honestly... 647 00:50:10,216 --> 00:50:13,219 What the fuck? [grunts] 648 00:50:16,764 --> 00:50:20,685 Scum-sucking piece of shit! Who the fuck fucks with nuns, huh?! 649 00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:22,770 Why would you steal from a nun?! 650 00:50:28,109 --> 00:50:33,990 [Mads] Now, you might think this is a bit of an excessive reaction. 651 00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:39,162 [rock music plays] 652 00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:43,041 But we all have our periods synched up, and as you can see, 653 00:50:43,124 --> 00:50:46,127 we're already having a pretty cramp ass day. 654 00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:53,092 When you receive the communion, you are united with Jesus. 655 00:50:53,176 --> 00:50:56,012 And He becomes a part of you. 656 00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:02,060 [Mads] You once told me the danger of us sinning 657 00:51:02,143 --> 00:51:04,896 isn't that God would stop forgiving us, 658 00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:08,942 it's that we will stop seeking his forgiveness. 659 00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:14,489 And so just like you wanted, 660 00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:20,745 I went to confess my sins, past, present and future. 661 00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:23,498 ♪♪ 662 00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:36,678 Ever since I accepted You into my heart as my Lord and my savior, 663 00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:39,847 it took me to that sacred place. 664 00:51:39,931 --> 00:51:43,017 [♪ "Hearts That Can't Be Tamed" by Nik Ammar and Franklyn Hill playing] 665 00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:06,958 [Mads] I'm not sitting across from a mortal man no more. 666 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:11,504 I'm being sent directly through him to You. 667 00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:45,830 [exhaling and screeching] 668 00:53:02,764 --> 00:53:06,517 It appears the winds have changed since we last met. 669 00:53:06,601 --> 00:53:11,898 Sunny skies have given way to a dark cloud that now looms above you. 670 00:53:11,981 --> 00:53:13,107 [card slams on table] 671 00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:17,695 Dark cloud? What dark cloud? 672 00:53:19,739 --> 00:53:24,827 This trio of sorceresses, they will challenge your reign. 673 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,498 They will be your undoing if you are not careful. 674 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:32,835 Those sluts stole my money. 675 00:53:32,919 --> 00:53:35,004 And you mentioned three of them, right? 676 00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:37,715 I only saw two of them. 677 00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:42,011 Bitch, I told you, there's three. 678 00:53:42,095 --> 00:53:46,265 There's three. Three sluts. One slut, two slut, three slut... 679 00:53:46,349 --> 00:53:47,558 - That's not a slut. - Oh. 680 00:53:47,642 --> 00:53:49,727 Just one, two, three sluts. 681 00:53:51,604 --> 00:53:55,024 Should I kill them? 682 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,528 Yes. 683 00:53:58,611 --> 00:54:00,196 [exclaims] 684 00:54:04,409 --> 00:54:06,244 Kill them. 685 00:54:10,331 --> 00:54:14,085 - Nobody misses President Lincoln. - I'm so bored. 686 00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:16,087 We could be at the club right now. 687 00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:19,298 Really? 688 00:54:19,382 --> 00:54:21,884 Well, we could sneak on out of here. 689 00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:25,138 - Mm-hm. - Go down the lattice like ninjas. 690 00:54:25,221 --> 00:54:27,557 - Yeah. - Why not? 691 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,435 And I think Sunny's asleep. 692 00:54:32,103 --> 00:54:33,521 - Let's go. - Okay. 693 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:36,566 If you blow our cover, we're fucked. 694 00:54:37,316 --> 00:54:38,818 [scoffs] 695 00:54:38,901 --> 00:54:40,319 [both sighing] 696 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:45,283 All right, I'll stay here. You go. 697 00:54:46,451 --> 00:54:49,454 - But... - I'm on my period anyway, I'm bloated. 698 00:54:49,537 --> 00:54:50,788 - [scoffs] - I don't wanna be touched by, 699 00:54:50,872 --> 00:54:53,833 - like, gross old men. - Okay, have a good night. 700 00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:55,501 You guys suck these days. 701 00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:00,715 Oh, I hate this thing. 702 00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:02,884 [sighs] 703 00:55:04,594 --> 00:55:07,346 ♪♪ 704 00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:43,007 [grunts] 705 00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:55,520 [Queenie muttering] 706 00:55:58,606 --> 00:56:04,362 Huh, so this LA bimbo, who is one of the sorceresses, 707 00:56:04,445 --> 00:56:08,115 she thinks she's going to crumble our empire. 708 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:11,619 [both laughing] 709 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:12,954 [snake hissing] 710 00:56:18,543 --> 00:56:21,671 She's the one that stole your stash, babe. 711 00:56:21,754 --> 00:56:25,633 Eric kept a ledger in the notes on his phone, what a genius, 712 00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:27,969 and she's his points man. 713 00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:30,304 What? 714 00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:36,894 Well, we're going to make a little example out of her, aren't we? 715 00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:41,274 Have you met my friend? 716 00:56:41,357 --> 00:56:44,986 - The coral snake? - [squealing] 717 00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:48,239 They mostly feed on rats, 718 00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:51,784 bats, little rodents. 719 00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:54,662 - But we've discovered... - [sobbing] 720 00:56:54,745 --> 00:57:00,209 ...this one has an insatiable appetite on human brains. 721 00:57:00,293 --> 00:57:03,296 - Wanna see? - I'm gonna film it. 722 00:57:03,379 --> 00:57:06,424 And then I'm gonna text it to your sorceress friends. 723 00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:09,552 [screaming, laughing] 724 00:57:11,429 --> 00:57:13,931 [both grunting] 725 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:18,019 [Queenie laughing] 726 00:57:28,529 --> 00:57:29,822 [yells] 727 00:57:36,454 --> 00:57:38,956 [gurgling] 728 00:58:02,605 --> 00:58:03,981 [Addy] Something's wrong. 729 00:58:06,192 --> 00:58:10,363 - She's not picking up her phone. - [Mads] So call her again. 730 00:58:10,446 --> 00:58:14,617 I did. I called five times. 731 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,911 I feel like, I don't know, it's off or dead. 732 00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:19,538 Just... don't say the word dead. 733 00:58:19,622 --> 00:58:21,582 Can you please just sit the fuck down? 734 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:23,417 You're making me even more crazy. 735 00:58:23,501 --> 00:58:24,710 [Addy sighs] 736 00:58:24,794 --> 00:58:27,129 [door closes] 737 00:58:27,213 --> 00:58:28,756 - [footsteps approaching] - [Evie breathing heavily] 738 00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:31,008 - Holy shit! - What the fuck? 739 00:58:31,092 --> 00:58:34,095 What the fuck happened? Oh, my God. Are you okay? 740 00:58:34,178 --> 00:58:36,430 - Evie. - Sit, sit. 741 00:58:38,099 --> 00:58:41,102 - What the fuck? - Okay, I killed them. 742 00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:44,438 - Killed who? - Uh, I killed both of them. 743 00:58:44,522 --> 00:58:45,773 - What? - Who? 744 00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:49,318 Queenie and her psycho cowboy sidekick. 745 00:58:49,402 --> 00:58:52,029 - What? - Yeah, they kidnapped me. 746 00:58:52,113 --> 00:58:54,949 They... they tried to kill me. 747 00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:56,909 - Oh, my God. - But I... I killed them. 748 00:58:56,992 --> 00:59:00,121 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. 749 00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:02,289 Okay, we have to get out of LA, you guys. 750 00:59:02,373 --> 00:59:05,960 The cops are gonna come after me. I'm a little scared. 751 00:59:07,420 --> 00:59:09,880 - [Addy] Why? - [Evie] Because I killed them. 752 00:59:09,964 --> 00:59:12,383 - Calm down, calm down. - [Addy indistinct] 753 00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:14,552 [Mads] Let me just think. 754 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,346 We're fine. 755 00:59:17,430 --> 00:59:18,973 - We're fine, you know why? - [Evie] Why? 756 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:23,352 Because the cops, they don't give a shit. 757 00:59:23,436 --> 00:59:26,731 Yeah. They're never gonna find out because they don't care! 758 00:59:26,814 --> 00:59:30,818 That's just two less bottom-feeding drug dealers that are gone! 759 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:34,363 I mean, you literally just did their jobs tonight. 760 00:59:34,447 --> 00:59:36,741 That they... Hallelujah! 761 00:59:36,824 --> 00:59:40,161 - Right? - [laughing] 762 00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:43,038 Yeah, you killed the motherfucker who killed Eric. 763 00:59:43,122 --> 00:59:44,832 An eye for an eye. 764 00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:47,168 Hey, Mads, isn't that in the Bible? 765 00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:50,546 [laughs] You're sure the fuck right it is. 766 00:59:50,629 --> 00:59:52,423 You know... you know what else? 767 00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:54,967 - [Addy and Evie] What? - We're in the clear. 768 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:58,012 - [Evie] Oh, my God. - You know what that means, right? 769 00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:00,139 There's no more killers anymore. 770 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:02,600 - [Evie] Mm-hm. - We have money coming in. 771 01:00:02,683 --> 01:00:06,103 - Oh, yeah. - We have a roof over our heads. 772 01:00:06,187 --> 01:00:09,732 - [overlapping chatter] - This is literally our rebirth. 773 01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:11,650 Oh, my God, you're right. 774 01:00:11,734 --> 01:00:13,986 - I can't believe that. - Oh, my God! 775 01:00:14,069 --> 01:00:16,405 - I can't believe our luck. - Dude, we're so fucking lucky. 776 01:00:16,489 --> 01:00:18,699 No, no, it's not luck! 777 01:00:18,783 --> 01:00:23,704 It's... It is exactly divine intervention. 778 01:00:23,788 --> 01:00:27,750 I mean, it's clear as day. 779 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:30,795 This is Jesus coming down and taking the wheel. 780 01:00:30,878 --> 01:00:32,546 [Addy and Evie] Oh, my God. 781 01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:35,591 I mean, we all knew he would... lead us down the right path, 782 01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:39,637 but... but tonight he actually did it. 783 01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,138 [Addy] Yeah. 784 01:00:41,222 --> 01:00:42,890 - Thank you, Jesus. - Thank you. 785 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:46,519 [Evie] I didn't even believe in God before. 786 01:00:46,602 --> 01:00:49,230 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God, I was so fucking scared. 787 01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:52,483 [Evie] Oh, my God, I was too. I love you guys. 788 01:00:52,566 --> 01:00:54,109 Oh, my God, tell me everything that happened! 789 01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:56,821 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, so okay. 790 01:00:56,904 --> 01:00:58,614 - There were snakes. - What? 791 01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,783 Two snakes, a black and a red one. 792 01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:02,201 [Mads] What were they doing with the snakes? 793 01:01:02,284 --> 01:01:03,828 [Evie] Oh, my God, so one was like... 794 01:01:03,911 --> 01:01:05,913 [dialogue fades] 795 01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:21,220 [distorted voice] Oh, Jesus. 796 01:01:43,784 --> 01:01:45,494 [water running] 797 01:01:48,873 --> 01:01:51,041 [Mads] I know what you're planning on doing. 798 01:01:55,421 --> 01:02:00,467 And I'd think real long and hard before doing it, if I were you. 799 01:02:04,513 --> 01:02:06,056 Yeah, well, you are me. 800 01:02:08,183 --> 01:02:12,021 You've been given a rare gift. A clean slate. 801 01:02:12,104 --> 01:02:15,190 Why do you always have to fall back on bad habits? 802 01:02:18,986 --> 01:02:22,114 I've made my decision, and I feel bad enough about it already. 803 01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:24,033 So can you just drop it? 804 01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:26,535 [scoffs] 805 01:02:28,787 --> 01:02:30,998 But do bad girls go to heaven too? 806 01:02:36,045 --> 01:02:38,088 Well, we'll see about that, won't we? 807 01:02:58,317 --> 01:03:00,235 [exhales deeply] 808 01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:12,498 [breathing deeply] 809 01:03:12,581 --> 01:03:15,918 [♪ "Adagio" by Paris Jackson playing] 810 01:03:42,528 --> 01:03:44,154 [exclaims] 811 01:03:49,410 --> 01:03:51,453 [Mads] Here's the thing: 812 01:03:51,537 --> 01:03:54,206 I know You like all that 813 01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:59,670 meditation, hallelujah, peace on earth bullshit. 814 01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:02,631 But have You ever done heroin? 815 01:04:03,382 --> 01:04:05,384 We both know I have. 816 01:04:05,467 --> 01:04:09,555 'Cause there's not one minute in my life 817 01:04:09,638 --> 01:04:11,932 where I'm not thinking about it. 818 01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:16,478 It's the total escape of feeling. 819 01:04:17,688 --> 01:04:20,232 Pure oblivion. 820 01:04:22,401 --> 01:04:24,820 Sweet Jesus, 821 01:04:24,903 --> 01:04:29,700 she almost makes me forget You. 822 01:04:32,244 --> 01:04:35,664 [song continues] 823 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,699 - [knocking on window] - Hello? 824 01:05:17,081 --> 01:05:20,375 Help! Help! Somebody! 825 01:05:20,459 --> 01:05:23,754 Somebody help! Help! Help! 826 01:05:40,187 --> 01:05:41,563 [music stops] 827 01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:47,402 [monitor beeping] 828 01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:03,460 JC? 829 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:09,466 Holy shit! 830 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,136 God's a woman? 831 01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:14,721 With tattoos? 832 01:06:16,223 --> 01:06:20,602 Whoa. Fuck me, that's badass. 833 01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:31,947 Holy shit, I've been waiting to meet You my whole life. 834 01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:34,032 Wow. 835 01:06:40,247 --> 01:06:41,540 Jesus. 836 01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:45,794 I'm sorry. 837 01:06:47,379 --> 01:06:49,715 I love You so much. 838 01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:53,927 I'm sorry I'm such a fuckup. 839 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:57,556 But from now on... 840 01:06:59,308 --> 01:07:01,768 I swear, I wanna do right by You, Lord. 841 01:07:03,896 --> 01:07:07,399 I do, I... I wanna be different. 842 01:07:07,482 --> 01:07:11,236 And I know I... I know I've been saying that this whole time, but... 843 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:14,489 We also know that... 844 01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:20,370 you know, I kinda have a gift for rationalizing things. 845 01:07:22,748 --> 01:07:28,545 From now on, I wanna be the kinda person that makes You proud. 846 01:07:31,632 --> 01:07:34,009 I swear, from this rebirth and this... 847 01:07:35,969 --> 01:07:39,556 this fresh start that You've so generously given me... 848 01:07:43,602 --> 01:07:46,939 I swear it in my soul, Lord, I swear it in my soul. 849 01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,028 Thank you, Lord. 850 01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:56,949 Thanks. 851 01:08:08,335 --> 01:08:09,586 Honey? 852 01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:12,756 Sweetie, it's time to take your meds. 853 01:08:25,060 --> 01:08:29,398 Where... where the fuck is Jesus? 854 01:08:29,481 --> 01:08:31,858 He's in your heart, sweetie. 855 01:08:31,942 --> 01:08:33,819 He's in all of our hearts. 856 01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:44,037 - Mads. - Mads. 857 01:08:45,205 --> 01:08:46,456 Are you okay? 858 01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:53,046 ♪♪ 859 01:08:55,716 --> 01:08:58,635 [creaking] 860 01:09:00,429 --> 01:09:03,473 Hello? Alicia? 861 01:09:04,099 --> 01:09:05,892 Sisters? 862 01:09:05,976 --> 01:09:07,311 Who is that? 863 01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:12,524 Beautiful place you have here, madam. 864 01:09:12,607 --> 01:09:15,819 - Wouldn't you agree, my dear? - Yeah, very fancy. 865 01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:18,447 Sort of lovely old knickknacks. 866 01:09:18,530 --> 01:09:20,282 [Sunny] Who are you people? 867 01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:23,076 Oh, who we are is of little consequence. 868 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:26,246 But a little bee told me 869 01:09:26,330 --> 01:09:30,792 that you might be hiding a few fugitives from justice. 870 01:09:30,876 --> 01:09:32,586 Fugitives? 871 01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:35,339 Yeah, well, you didn't think they was real nuns, did you? 872 01:09:35,422 --> 01:09:40,510 Oh, my word. Seems like someone has been taking advantage 873 01:09:40,594 --> 01:09:44,181 of the kindness of a lonely, stupid old woman. 874 01:09:44,264 --> 01:09:45,515 Ooh... 875 01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:47,726 [Sunny] Nobody's here, and if you don't leave, 876 01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:49,519 I'm going to call the cops. 877 01:09:49,603 --> 01:09:53,899 Since it appears that you're at a loss for sight, 878 01:09:53,982 --> 01:09:57,486 here's my blow... by blow! 879 01:09:59,154 --> 01:10:03,950 - Now, my associate, Tuff... - Associate? 880 01:10:04,034 --> 01:10:07,120 I'm sorry, I just want to be professional. 881 01:10:07,954 --> 01:10:11,917 Oh. Okay. Fine. 882 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:16,338 - And now, my partner and paramour... - Okay. 883 01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:20,675 ...Tuff, is standing right above you. 884 01:10:20,759 --> 01:10:24,638 He has a gun to your head. 885 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:27,391 And if you don't tell us where those little bitches are 886 01:10:27,474 --> 01:10:29,893 by the time I count to three, 887 01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:34,564 he's going to blow your old, rich brain out. One! 888 01:10:34,648 --> 01:10:36,733 [Sunny] If it's money you want, I have money. 889 01:10:36,817 --> 01:10:40,404 It's not about money! Two! 890 01:10:40,487 --> 01:10:42,155 - [gun cocks] - Dear Lord Jesus, 891 01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:46,118 - assign your spirit unto me. - Three! 892 01:10:46,201 --> 01:10:47,619 [door opens] 893 01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:49,996 [rock music playing] 894 01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:53,083 - It's the God squad, bitch! - That's right. 895 01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:58,046 Oh! 896 01:10:59,339 --> 01:11:00,465 Tuff! 897 01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:03,343 [gun cocks] 898 01:11:03,427 --> 01:11:05,429 - [gun clicks] - [gasps] 899 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:10,600 - [Sunny whimpering] - Tuff! 900 01:11:19,693 --> 01:11:21,862 So you believe in Jesus? 901 01:11:24,406 --> 01:11:26,658 Jesus is just a statue. 902 01:11:27,826 --> 01:11:28,910 Go. 903 01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:37,794 He's made as a cruel construct 904 01:11:37,878 --> 01:11:40,338 by this old, white male, 905 01:11:40,422 --> 01:11:45,844 who was so vulnerable, so weak. 906 01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:50,265 You better keep me dead, or I'm gonna sing. 907 01:11:50,348 --> 01:11:53,143 ♪ Joy to the world ♪ 908 01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:55,979 ♪ The nuns are fucked ♪ 909 01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:58,899 Will you just shut the fuck up?! 910 01:11:58,982 --> 01:12:01,860 [groaning] 911 01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:07,991 [♪ "Eyes Without a Face" by Billy Idol playing] 912 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:11,286 [Mads] Okay, well, I'll admit, 913 01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:17,292 maybe another one of those potentially excessive overreactions. 914 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:19,669 But, hey, whatever. 915 01:12:19,753 --> 01:12:23,048 It's just me over here doing some of God's dirty work. 916 01:12:23,131 --> 01:12:27,594 And, come on, someone had to shut that bitch up. 917 01:13:01,795 --> 01:13:04,089 [Mads] Sunny invited us all to stay. 918 01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:08,301 But if this was my first step into my born again virginity, 919 01:13:08,385 --> 01:13:11,179 I wanted to start fresh across the board. 920 01:13:11,263 --> 01:13:14,057 That means saying goodbye to my girls. 921 01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:20,855 Instead of turning everybody into the police for impersonating nuns, 922 01:13:20,939 --> 01:13:23,984 Sister Julie made them pay penance to the church. 923 01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:28,405 Which I hear is a pretty shit fine. 924 01:13:32,367 --> 01:13:35,245 I also heard the church got a new priest too. 925 01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:40,667 Apparently, after our carnal encounter, Father Sexy Pants had a crisis of faith. 926 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:44,546 He gave up the priesthood and decided to take up male modeling. 927 01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:46,548 Yeah, it really suits him too. 928 01:13:46,631 --> 01:13:48,675 And, as for me... 929 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:53,680 Well, as for me, you weren't done with me yet. 930 01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:56,099 [chuckles] 931 01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:59,978 I don't know if the father IS Eric, that priest, 932 01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:02,689 or fuck, could be anyone else. 933 01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:06,443 All know I is, sweet Lord Jesus, 934 01:14:06,526 --> 01:14:10,280 You brought me to the City of Angels for a purpose, 935 01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:14,242 and now I'm off to spread Your light. 936 01:14:14,326 --> 01:14:16,286 [rock music playing] 937 01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:21,666 I love you, Jesus! 938 01:14:24,753 --> 01:14:26,755 JC's my man! 939 01:14:35,221 --> 01:14:38,099 [music continues] 940 01:14:38,691 --> 01:14:43,691